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I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

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The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Wine!

Funny TV Ecard: I just want to watch Channing Tatum dance to 'Pony' on repeat without being judged.

oh so glad there is an e-card to remind me of this.....

i truly dont think this will ever happen. at ANY point in your life your going to think at a certain age youd have your shit together. what is "having your shit together" anyways. fuck it.

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My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find Christian Grey lol

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