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Funny Confession Ecard: My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement.it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

Well hello there, you self-centered, narcissistic douche canoe. How can I help the world revolve around you today?

Right?! I hate when people are all like, "I just tell the truth"...and then they get mad when someone tells them they're a jerk...really?

(not really) sorry when you were offended the one time you were treated the way you treat others

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say... I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say. I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

love this...and what the pinner wrote! --> so true... and these are the days I usually make it extra classy by adding booze!!!

Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan, himself, won't even fuck with me.

Happy Friday everyone!

Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

You're an idiot

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.

I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

Funny Ecard: I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.