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Hahaha, I wish!

I need to eat like 12 skinny people…~~Squee pixie-belz: “ spiralingsideways: “ I ate a bowl of chili the size of my head instead. ” “I need to eat a skinny person” why havent I ever thought of this?

True!

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

that actually does help ahaha

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!

extra minutes.

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

I used to never let Pay in our bed, but has become much more common on the weekends when she wants 'mommy's bed'.....

Funny pictures about Baby sleeping positions. Oh, and cool pics about Baby sleeping positions. Also, Baby sleeping positions photos.

I like laying out by the pool too, but I usually have a drink in my hand.

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

Exercise Eggs Are Sides For Bacon Men's Funny T-Shirt

Exercise Eggs Are Sides For Bacon

Exercise Eggs Are Sides For Bacon Men's Funny T-Shirt - tees geek

I get bored often...

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

too funny

funny halloween tombstone sayings. Died from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.

I hate football.

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans it self. ~~~~ Have to love Maxine=)

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