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there are times I feel like saying that to people.  Of course I'm sure I do the same thing

Now isn't this the sad truth!--Thankfully this isn't my husband.but it's true of other people in my life. Guess I'm just old school and think it's disrepectful not to give someone your full attention when they are talking to you.

Old people at weddings always poke me

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

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Escape with Dark Chocolate: Printable Wrap

Here's to every mother who has ever eaten a candy bar in a closet, because frankly, you just didn't want to share. Or a peanut buster parfait after they went to bed.

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

change positions

Wife says to husband, "You wanna change positions tonight?" He says, "Yeah!" She says, "Okay, you do the dishes and I will sit on the couch and fart.

extra minutes.

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.  .

You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad. HAHAHAHA this is SO my mom.

I hate football.

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans it self. ~~~~ Have to love Maxine=)

this is exactly what jarod and mines bed looks like! haha

Funny pictures about Bed Cartography. Oh, and cool pics about Bed Cartography. Also, Bed Cartography photos.

Stop.

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

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