Im sorry but I could not resist..all that is missing is nicki minaj...oh god cannot stop laughing

Im sorry but I could not resist..all that is missing is nicki minaj...oh god cannot stop laughing

The Defibrillator Toaster     My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming:   WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!  DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!  Hes bread, Jim.  Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  ----------------  If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!  JESUS CRUST.  JAM IT!   Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! Hes bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddys in a butter place now, kids.

"Some are funnier than others," says Gosling, while he looks through some of the images.

"Some are funnier than others," says Gosling, while he looks through some of the images.

Hey Girl - Owl Craze... This is for kristyn Kohler!

Ryan Gosling lovers?

@Ashley Causgrove hope this makes you feel a little better after the sucky 2 days you've had.

@Ashley Causgrove hope this makes you feel a little better after the sucky 2 days you've had.

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