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Would you like to see lady parts? This chart might help!
So true! lol
This is what I think everytime I see all of those fake friends on my fb acting like they have the greatest life in the world! Bitch please!
The truth about women - I just love that she calls makeup war paint and a bra armor haha.
I can't attest to the first, but the second couldn't be more true!
YOU KNOW IT! @Kelsea Yarbrough - take heed.... and change your hair back to the color I gave you when you were borned... (love, mom)
The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.
It's all fun & games till..... your jeans don't fit anymore.
I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that
I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.
BAHAHA!! so true!!
Ummmm, except that if you're using a treadmill, you're probably NOT using a microwave. They don't really go along with the same lifestyle.
When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.