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this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!


This might be my favorite insult ever. Fix yo' face ! Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha I couldn't have said it better!

After exercising I always eat a pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise.

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

Oh my god yes! Especially the bratty ones in stores!

yes yes, its no secret I'm not a fan of other peoples kids.lol I am picky choosy bout which ones I like and want to be around

LOL I always feel silly sending the second text because I know the other person knows what I'm saying but I'm too OCDish not to. :(

HAHAHA - this is a pet peeve of mine. unless i/you totally screwed up the wording there is no need to resend the correct spelling.

Story of my life

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

I hate when people get mad at you for saying something, when everyone was thinking it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.