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I saw a lady dressed like you the other day.she was standing on the corner selling her vagina.

ugly kids

she must have had an OOOPS. your sister is pretty, and it seems she is the mature one and REAL. you should be more like your sister

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

I now have a new name to yell at stupid drivers.

Get over it, twat waffle. i am not sure why i did not think of this awesome term!

That's right!! 2 of em!! :)

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry. What do you want?" "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

You just sang that in your head, didn't you?

Dori Just Keep Swimming Cheer bow white with glitter details

Sad because it is the truth

I'm so torn between which presidential candidate I want to vote for the least.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Sometimes in the morning this is me!

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