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oh yes they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands! It is jazz hand writing, Full!

Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

Funny Apology Ecard: Please excuse my social awkwardness. I stay at home with a toddler all day.

My life.

Pocket Charts

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

Yes please <3

Treat me like a Queen - vintage retro funny quotes

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Love is watching someone else's boring show on TV -- The Peanuts, Snoopy, Charlie Brown

Love it!

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :

I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle, but I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night.

I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle. But I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night. --------- my life. stay at home mom.

Lol

Passive Aggressive Humor

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

I had a small one last night, but I had to pull it together because the holidays are approaching, and that means socializing with friends and relatives, baking and cooking and shopping and...  oh, lordy. I can't wait until after Christmas when I can have a really good long breakdown in seclusion. Come on January.

I Dont Have Time for the Nervous Breakdown That I Deserve

I Dont Have Time for the Nervous Breakdown That I Deserve! My life this semester.

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