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If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....

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It's not my fault you can't read braille

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one. ----- Seriously. It's sandal season. Get those nasty-ass-feet taken care of! Aint nobody got time to be distracted by skanky feet. :-)

When a woman says "what?" it's not bc she didn't hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said. #sotrue

Is it sad how true this is? Touché, Dane Cook.