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Ah, Mexican Martinis from Guadalajara... 5 months and I will get one again!

It would be known If I was missing from work.... But this is still funny

It would be known If I was missing from work.... But this is still funny

As a government employee, I am out of the office today on furlough.  If you need assistance, please contact Congress.  They are not working, but still getting paid.  fucktardsupport

As a government employee, I am out of the office today on furlough. If you need assistance, please contact Congress. They are not working, but still getting paid. fucktardsupport

Not quite true because women complain about having to kiss men with beards.

Not quite true because women complain about having to kiss men with beards.

we are so hilarious. @Lydia Minkarious, @Bridgette Brenneman, @Amy Fewell

we are so hilarious. @Lydia Minkarious, @Bridgette Brenneman, @Amy Fewell

Of course I'm just pinning because it's funny...not that it's true ;)

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Of course I'm just pinning because it's funny...not that it's true ;)

Couldnt have said it better myself! ;) quotes-humor

Couldnt have said it better myself! ;) quotes-humor

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