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Funny Family Ecard: 'If you dont understand how a women could both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child'. I'm an only child.

So this mommy, ain’t no morningperson at all. TO BE FAIR: I freaking hate mornings!!!! For me the day can start around 10 o’clock. I know for some of you the day is allready halfway the…


Aside from the language, this makes me laugh every time. Funny Baby Ecard: "You may think you're being cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just remember.one day you will be a teenager, and payback sucks.


For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

I have long crazy straws, no need to get fancy with glasses ;)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

This is so me. One of the benefits to being my friend is that you can come to my house in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap and I won't judge you. because I too will be in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap.


I'll take the brick house bod I had at 17 but keep the chest and height I have now.

shades of grey babies humor

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

An entry from The Sweet Simple Life

An entry from The Sweet Simple Life

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good