Aside from the language, this makes me laugh every time. Funny Baby Ecard: "You may think you're being cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just remember.one day you will be a teenager, and payback sucks.
For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.
This is so me. One of the benefits to being my friend is that you can come to my house in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap and I won't judge you. because I too will be in pjs, no makeup, looking like crap.