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How'd you get that bruise. Oh. I have a bruise? Lol story of my life

BECAUSE IT'S TRUE: It's better to have loved & lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

it's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. What if you, Michelle are the douchebag :)

Thanks to Pinterest when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

when I win the lottery I'll be prepared to show my new real estate agent, stylist, and personal chef exactly what I want.

Not proud of it but it's true...

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What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Wine Humor: What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

This is me exactly.....

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I have selective OCD. I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order.

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Funny Confession Ecard: Today, I will be classy and elegant. Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

Funny Baby Ecard: If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. Feel like this some days at work!

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Omg...this was my oldest son. I never could clean his room when he was home. He would probably have a koniption if he saw it now.

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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