OP said it best: "Damn skippy they're a door, a door to an alternate dimension where sex is fun and not shameful, and people are allowed to have fun with their bodies!"
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Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door :)
BWAHAHA! What a way to butcher a nursery rhyme . . .SO funny!
@Hannah Guse I thought this would amuse you ;)
Sometimes these things are just so funny. :)
Wish I could tag some people in this...
giggled too much at this not to repin!
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50 people you wish you knew. I laughed for a good ten minutes at all the pictures. Worth opening the pin.
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50 people you wish knew. I laughed for a good ten minutes at all the pictures. Worth opening the pin! (The 46 is so funny)
50 people you wish knew. I laughed for a good ten minutes at all the pictures. Worth opening the pin!: Worth Opening, Picture, Strike A Pose, Guy, Funny Stuff, Boy, 50 People, Kid
Really funny .. 50 people you wish you knew. I laughed for a good ten minutes at all the pictures. Worth opening the pin!
50 People You Wish You Knew In Real Life--Some of these made me cry they were so funny LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY STUFF!!!!! -T
Funny funny stuff 50 People You Wish You Knew In Real Life--Some of these made me cry they were so funny
Hilarious! Really funny ones toward the end... -greatest website ever- 50 people you wish you knew. I laughed for a good ten minutes at all the pictures. Worth opening the pin.
Future Model? This whole list is so funny!!
There's too many funny things going on
50 people you wish knew. Funny Stuff!
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If only. I'm more like the last piece of bread. No one wants me, no one touches me, and then I get thrown away.
You're like the first slice of bread in the bag... everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you. Hahahaha. Frickin hilarious
You're like the first slice of bread in the bag...everyone touches you but nobody really wants you.
...awwww poor whore...lol. Oh so true. Omg lol freakin funny shit!
So funny and sad at the same time! Lol. Hoe problems....
This is so true I Hate the first bread slice -Jules
HAHA doh! They made an E-Card about my ex! :D
haha funny stuff
Oh dear god.
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Lol, it takes awhile to get then the tears start running down your legs because you are laughing so hard! Worse, your child wants to know what's so funny mommy?
OMG! I love Toy Story... and this may be taking it too far, but I still think you should laugh a little
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Product Design Flaw: Buzz Lightyear Cup. This made me laugh so much I snorted.
So wrong but made me giggle out loud so had to pin.
Toy Story Fail! Haha, I laughed until I cried...
It ain’t gonna suck itself
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Free, Reminders Ecard: ..and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..then he made the Earth round...and he laughed and laughed...
Bahahahahaha! Fact, God is hilarious!
Lol that's funny stuff right there!
SO So Funny
Would love to tell soo many people this
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seriously...can't stop laughing ;) these e-cards sure do bring a smile to my face! haha...
:)I'm not sure why this is so funny, but I just laughed for a solid five minutes.
hahahahahahaha. I really should not laugh at this. Its soo wrong. But SO funny!
I can't stop laughing...its just so funny to me! Lol..
UM..favorite eCard. Laughed so hard
unexpectedly made me giggle
That's Some funny shit
:) true story
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Could have used this in high school when people threw lollipop sticks at us when cheerleading
This is all that is left of that year in high school when I fancied myself a cheerleader.
I could have been a cheerleader if this was the type of cheers that were done.
This is why it was a good thing I wasn't a cheerleader in high school.
As a former cheerleader myself, I appove this message. awesome cheer
awesome cheer....hahaha idk why I find this so funny
The only cheer leading I would EVER do
My favorite cheer!
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Seriously.....some people are so sensitive!!
i would love to do this to some people
Some people just can't take a joke.
story of my life ahahahahaha
These are seriously so funny
need to remember this one
literally laughed out loud....
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Hahahaha,couldn't help myself just reminded me off those BB's . Thank God I don't have to see their ugly faces anymore. :)
funny quotes, nasty look. Former husband. Cured me of any consideration of remarrying....
I don't know why I'm finding this so funny at the moment! hahahaha
LOL... I don't know why I find this so funny.......
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Yeah, ugly face....... What he said.
funny quotes, nasty look
Haha. Funny stuff !!
so rude but so funny
I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.
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I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.: About You, Life, Quotes, Therapist, Told, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things
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LAUGH....sad when my therapist warned ME against you! (true story)
A Collection of 28 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh #lol
I don't know why I find this so funny!
LMAO SO TRUE!
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I found this after you left on your mission, and I wanted so badly to show it to you. I thought it was so funny.
This is perfect. I love Disney movies! Mulan is one of the best! But seriously I couldn't stop laughing at this picture!
I couldn't stop laughing!! i thought I was gonna have a heart attack!
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Haha so true ... I laughed so hard looking at this
if he had just looked down...hehehe Disney humor
haha so true!!!!!!! Never thought of that lol
Good call. I giggled.
mulan :) funny-stuff
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So true! Which means I have bigger balls than any man has ever naturally had!
you don't have bigger balls than me... True story
Hahahaaa! So funny!!
Big balls. So true!
So funny, so true!
HA so true!!
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It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Flirting Ecard: It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
I need one of those hugs that turns into sex
i need one of those hugs
."I'd love to kill you with kindness, but all I have is this saw." #hahah #funnystuff
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If u ask me the saw works too..
why is this so funny
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Shits and giggles! Love this one. You've got cursing, uptight guy. Also a valid point about S&G. #funny #shit #truth
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
One of my all time favorites..i dont know what it is about poop jokes lolol
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
hahahaha I can't stop laughing!
its all shits and giggles...
Lol made me giggle
giggles and shits
OMG!! Crack me up!
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Haha this reminds me of someone I know who internet dates, and now I can't stop giggling
Here's my eHarmony questionnaire Blunt card. Woman holding ruler
Bluntcard - eHarmony-i cannot stop laughing at this
Blunt Card- Here's my eHarmony questionaire.
eHarmony Questionnaire- So funny!!
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😂😂😂😂😂 funny shit
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hahahahaha so would like to tell some people that :)
haha i could say that about some people...
SO TRUE!!! for some peoples i know.
Kinda mean but kinda funny!
Random but so funny!
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Silence & Weakness