New lullaby for some girls I know... Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door...

oh snap

too funny

DYING. That's funny!!!

Lol

I'm just being considerate

Oh dear god.

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Silence & Weakness

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to...unless you're in prison.

Lmao!

morals

LMAO

Couldn't have said it better lol

Haha so funny

hahahahahha

bahaha!

so much better than trying to smooth things over, I'm tired of being the bigger person!

HAHA, IDK why but this really made me laugh!