"Why yes, I am wearing sweats today. I also didn't fix my hair or put on make-up. You're lucky I'm wearing a bra." -and if I wasn't at work I wouldn't be wearing a bra!

It's like the internet deities came together and said: Let's put all your favorite things in one place.

It's like the internet deities came together and said: Let's put all your favorite things in one place.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

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