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Bahahahaha new fav phrase

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. This describes my race pace!

So true!  We tell all of our clients it is NOT important to spray on a tan for a boudoir shoot with our studio.

I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

Although the tornado could probably do it, too.

Daily Odd Compliments :-) This one made me laugh out loud. But I have a weak spot for cheesy chat up lines.

Brandis, Palmer looking at YOU.#auspol

Natalie Cromb on

Step Reconsider again. Step Ask yourself, "do i really want to do this?

Funny but true! my body is a temple. I like tattoos, but this is awesome!

My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

Too many nickles - Daily Odd Compliments. - Imgur

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Daily Odd Compliment: If I had a nickel for every time I thought about you, people would be like, "What're you doing with all those nickels? That's too many nickels." And they would be wrong.

Happiest Place on Earth:)

Practice Radical Honesty

Ha, I find these things extremely amusing.

Daily Odd Compliment: You're like a baby's first steps. Exciting, cute and kind of awkward.

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!