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"For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.' Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...." #quote
I want to etch things like this into my memory so I have it handy to hurl at *someone* when he says this...
funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
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Hahahahaha! Okay, i know alcoholism is not funny, and i have it in my own family....but this made me laugh anyway.
Hahaha this made me giggle, I know it's a touchy subject but it's still funny
✿ okay. i know alcoholism is not funny... but this made me laugh anyway ✿
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Some things are just funny to me.....and Renee.
I know funny odd humor but still made me laugh!
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I don't often laugh out loud but this did it for me ;) funny stuff!
"The Man Cold" - OH this makes me laugh since it's so true!!!
LMAO....the Man Cold so funny cause it is so true!!
Man cold! This is so true! Laughed out loud!!!
Man flu! Funny but so true!
So true! * giggle*
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funny so true -I love my mother in law but it is really funny when you think about it... For anybody :)
I was initially gonna pin this one on my Funny Stuff board then I realized there is nothing funny about this. Beware Ex Husbands!!!
For the record, I love my mother in law and she did a wonderful job raising her kids! I just thought this was funny.
LOL Truth!!! My Mother in Law is great though. She has her moment, but she's still wonderful.
would be very true except I have the best mother in law in the world... but it's funny anyway
I have a great mother in law, but this is just too funny. The son part is oh so true:)
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i laugh but one day i will be the mother in law... lol
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#Instantly LMBO!!!!!!!!!!! this is me at my new job now. HATE IT!!!
Thank goodness I love my new job and don't feel this way any more!
if i died and went straight to hell… bahahahahaha omg so funny
Some days this feels true, but mostly I love my job!
Replace work with school and you have my life.. ;)
so true...and yet so sad
I need to get a new job.
lmfao omg so funny
glad i quit my job
40 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking/Alcohol - Sarcastic Charm
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Funny Anniversary Ecard: last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?' I said 'it's me.....talking to the wine.' LOLOLOLOL
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I laughed way to hard, I almost spit out my wine!!
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My mom emailed this to me today: Some day, when you have your own kids, you will understand why Mommy drinks. # Pin++ for Pinterest #
Funny Family Ecard: Some day, when you have your own kids, you will understand why Mommy drinks.
haha, so true, i looove my babies but sometimes a mommy drink is nessesary
Glad to say that this is not an everyday quote I would use.....
Why mommy drinks! OMG! this is so true!
Awesome! LMAO For you ERICA!
HAHAHA! That is hilarious!
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This is why I don't have children. The reality would be ever so much more . . . real. And messy. And stinky. And annoying. And expensive. And . . . . And . . . And . . .
Isn't this the truth! Like I've said for years, "I was going to be a perfect parent then those boys came along". o:->
Seriously. Having kids completely destroys your aspirations and expectations of how perfect a parent you will be. lol
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Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.-----god knows this...lol
Serious. My husband and I were just complaining how we haven't one darn clean fork in the entire house (and we have at least 20 when all clean.) Clearly, the kids didn't do their chores today. I look back at my screen and see this. (insert inappropriate word here.)
You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be. I think this all the time!!
I wrote this because every time I meet a new mom, they tell me all the things they will never do as a parent . When they list off things that I currently do I laugh to myself, or out loud (dependin...
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
i told my therapist about you. (ROFL - I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that so funny.)
This would be funny in the medicine cabinet...I told my therapist about you.
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
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I DON'T HAVE A BUCKET LIST, BUT MY FUCKET LIST IS A MILE LONG. Ha! Ha! I love it!!!
I do have a bucket list but it does not begin to compare with my fucket list!
I do have a bucket list, but the fucket list is definately longer! lol
I DON'T HAVE A BUCKET LIST, BUT MY FUCKET LIST IS A MILE LONG
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It's on my bucket list to make a fucket list !!
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haha -this is soo wrong but so funny
ha! Ha! My life!
Friends don't let friends dress like hoochie mamas! So funny!
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Friends don't let friends dress like hoochie mamas! So funny! I'm so getting cards made and just handing them out to hoochie mamas lol
Friends don't let friends dress like hoochie mamas! So funny! I know a couple of people who need some "friends!"
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Friends don't let friends dress like hoochie mamas! So funny! Believe me, I'd tell ya!!!
Friends don't let friends dress like hoochie mamas! So true!
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Funny Family Ecard: Of course I'm a good mother. They're still alive, aren't they?
mom humor . Thought this every night. :-)
Sum ppl's opinion of good parenting lol
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Some mom humor..
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no tattoos. Of course if I said this to someone who knows me IRL, they would laugh themselves silly.
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funny quote they asked me why I didn't have tattoos do you see Ferrari with bumper stickers
Even though I want a tattoo, i thought this was cute
lol made me laugh even though i have a tattoo
Ahaha, funny but so true!!
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Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest. DBSN. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest. Truth!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest. DBSN.
Birth control for men makes sense. Never thought of it that way!
I'm still laughing... So true!! Birth control for men
birth control just thought this was so funny
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I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just surprised that Facebook has not made her vagina a place to 'check in' yet.
I know a few dirties that should have "check in" spots!
i know some people like this
check in, m'lady!
hahaha so funny!
HA! So true.
Seriously. I usually hate these things but...seriously.