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Makes sense :)

I love you with all of my boobs.I would say heart, but lets face it, my boobs are bigger.

I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

@Lina Norona - ohhh... this is funny for a couple reasons....

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!  <3 @Alexis Southward

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day! Jacobsen it is a good thing you rescue all that wine that is trapped;

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

ALL THE. TIME

Funny Confession Ecard: You look great, but don't see anyone out you know. You wear no makeup, have messy hair and dirty clothes on and suddenly it's like a fucking reunion.

That's such a Virgo thing!!

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.This is so me :)

Moose-nuckle

"Ashely I bet you could make a mean camel toe! what's that supposed to mean? Ummm you have a big vagina?

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