People think because you tolorate them at work you are friends......NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job! MY LIFE

Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are...

I actually laughed out loud.

describes some of my friendships

OMG! Soooo funny!

Or anywhere else lol.


for real!


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I Can Fake It Better Than Real!


True story.



Oh well!!

haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.

My patience is wearing thin. And by 'wearing thin' I mean you are one smart-ass comment away from being bitch slapped so hard Google won'.