People think because you tolerate them at work you are friends... Negative bitch! I'm just trying to keep my job. True story. =)
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People think because you tolorate them at work you are friends......NEGATIVE BITCH, I'm just trying to keep my job! so true @Eloisa Castillo and @Christina Martinez we should frame this hahahahahaha
Bwahaha :) funny stuff
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It's too bad that having a job which sucks the life out of you doesn't also suck the fat from your a$$
Ohhhh...the would be nice!!! Love my job now tho!!!
Having a job that sucks the life out of you
that would be every woman's DREAM JOB!
I love my job, but this is hilarious!
If it did that would be awesome!!
that would be awesome
Whew! Funny stuff
Oh my god. Thank you, yes!
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This would be funnier if it weren't true....can I get this in a card to hand out at work, oh wait I got fired. Hilltop. Hilarious
My sister and her job in a nutshell! She gets away with some funny shit that if I did it, it would be considered a big attitude problem.
omg so true. people who work their asses off are held to higher expectations, while others just continue to not do their jobs and aren't held accountable
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With the amount of times I've gotten my hand slapped for things people do every damn day at my work and get away with it...this is so true.
This is so true!!! At work everyday!!! And I am the dumb one who keeps covering for her and fixing her mistakes!!
More appropriately...Congrats on getting away with things I would get yelled at for in school...twits. :0)
..for anyone that works with me, they can prob relate.. (unless your the person getting away with everything)
Congrats On Getting Away With Stuff...Especially At Work...The Peter Principle Is Alive And Well! Ugh!
It has to count for something!
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I think saying you've worked in retail and you're still alive and not in jail means something too lol
I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!
I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! Thought this would be good for you, Karie D....
Yes, I have dealt with the A/C guy and the electrician today. Why do they have to contradict each other???? Do you really think that I am that stupid.
"Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true." #Dispatch #EMS #Fire #Law Enforcement #Nursing
No kidding!! Working at the front desk at the Police Dept. I dealt with the "cream of the crop"!!!!!
I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! Haha it should be.
This actually may be true...
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"My coworkers know what kind of day it's going to be by the number of times I say, "Fuck" by 9 AM." (Really, not 9 AM. I'm asleep then)
It's more of how fast I say fuck after the officer walks out the door haha
Haha! So true...my poor co-workers!
Hahahaha this was totally me
Oh how I love my f-bombs!
Yes, ask my coworkers.
or in my case, 9:pm
Story of my life
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You say laziness...... I say selective participation. | Confession Ecard
- good alternate term for my feeling about housework...
This sounds like my husband reasoning
That's right! My life motto ☺️
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I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.
Not anti-social,selectively social
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I'm Not anti-social...
my life in an e-card!
My life in a nutshell
story of my life!
haha so true.
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
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Lord give me patience...Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
Bail money...pretty much sums up my life right now.
Funny stuff right there!!
grant me patience
Omg so funny!
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So true. Welfare ain't free. The working class pays for your shit while you sit on your ass collecting a check & breeding more meal tickets.
for freaking real! The fact BMD has to be reminded it so discussing.
THIS should go on billboards!!! A-fucking-men!!!
This needs to be some people's life motto!
If only people followed this motto...
AMEN!! Well said Monica!!!!!
Hahaha so true
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Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.).
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gallons of crazy
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ohhhh. my. gawd. i can think of someone this describes PERFECTLY.
I can think of someone this describes PERFECTLY.
I know someone who this describes perfectly!!!
That's funny stuff right there!!
what a hot mess
one hot mess
A hot mess!
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My co-workers know what kind of day it's going to be by the number of times I say fuck by 9am! | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
I know by the number of times I say it before I leave the house. (mentally counts as well as verbally)
To the Botsford girls!! So true! My co-workers know what kind of day it's going to be by the number of times I say fuck by 9am!
Truth! :)...and I LOVE my little spitfire coworker who out f-bombs me regularly...you know who you are! :)
In my case it is the number of times I say WTF?!
Fact. switch coworker with roommate
Truth! :) well in my case 9pm
hahaha.... Funny how images of a few faces popped in my head when I read this.
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However do you keep yourself from choking on that constant flow of bullshit coming out of your mouth? You are amazing!
YOU ARE AMAZING❤ OMG How I would love to say this to some people!!!
ahahaha so true for some people
for some people so true....
You are amazing! #ecards
This is so funny!
hahaha true story
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Had to be nice to someone for a very long time, but in all reality I really want to just punch her in her face!!
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face
I hate when I have to be nice to people I want to punch in the face.
Being nice to someone you really want to punch in the face = Lame.
ya like why do i have to be nice I know how to hide a body
Being nice to somebody and you don't like them
OMG being an adult is really hard sometimes!
BEING AN ADULT SUCKS LOL
I Can Fake It Better Than Real!
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Keep smiling that fake smile at me sweetheart. Don't worry. I know the truth and I feel the same way about you!
And we shall go on living our lives the way we should. You in your shit hole and me here :) keep dreaming sweetheart!
Keep smiling that fake smile at me sweetheart... Don't worry... I know the truth and I feel the same way about you! :)
I'm sorry but this is too funny...Funny Confession Ecard: Keep smiling that fake smile at me sweetheart... Don't worry... I know the truth and I feel the same way about you!
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Keep smiling that fake smile Sweetheart. You, by any means, are not in a position to comfort me. I wasn't the one that was dumped like you. Diff scenarios. So mind your own business plz. Totally diff circumstances. Esp when love is involved. Go find your Prince on another dating site. He wouldn't take you back anyways. He wants nothing to do with you. You filled his time, that's all.
Free, Confession Ecard: Keep smiling that fake smile at me sweetheart... Don't worry... I know the truth and I feel the same way about you!
Funny Confession Ecard: Keep smiling that fake smile at me sweetheart... Don't worry... I know the truth and I feel the same way about you!
Keep smiling that fake smile at me sweetheart... Don't worry... I know the truth and I feel the same way about you! ^
I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.
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LAUGH....sad when my therapist warned ME against you! (true story)
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I don't know why I find this so funny!
LMAO SO TRUE!
Bahahahahahaha! Crack my ass!