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If he wants me to make him a damn sandwich he'd better start looking for a bomb shelter.

If he wants me to make him a damn sandwich he'd better start looking for a bomb shelter.

I've officially reached Counterproductive O'Clock. Beer me.

I've officially reached Counterproductive O'Clock. Beer me.

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the whole world, oh wait, sorry....that's wine, wine does that.

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the whole world, oh wait, sorry....that's wine, wine does that.

"Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

"Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

bahahahahahahah i think this every day when I see facebook.

bahahahahahahah i think this every day when I see facebook.

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