Tearable PUNS. ( Middle years students could work in groups and create a series of terrible music puns and then... make them even 'more tearable...' so they could be shared with their class and others! Good idea
u say: OMG DID U HEAR?? some actress got accosted in central park!! Yah like... uh blonde? Shes really famous!! I think she was stabbed!! Uh.. Reese something?
they say: Witherspoon?
u say: No! With a knife probably :)