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AMEN! Shorts: If it looks like your vagina is trying to eat them, they're not for you.

You have absolutely nothing I want. But this does, however, explain why you ARE jealous of me.... I have something you want. MY HUSBAND. Move on. Get a life woman.

That moment you think you're losing weight, and then you remember you haven't washed your jeans in a week.