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I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

More so for me because I can't remember after 5 seconds if I actually locked it or not!

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

STORY OF MY LIFE! hahaha

We called them "church giggles." Oh my goodness has that happened to me! recently, too, and at a church meeting while the pastor was praying!

When I say, "The other day"...It can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

I say this all the time and it drives my husband crazy! I just give him this exact explanation every time!

Deathbed words: "I went to too many concerts". Said no one, ever. #music #meme

webmd always says i'm dying of cancer! EVERY TIME! Me- "Why do I have a strange taste in my mouth?" WebMD - No big deal, just throat cancer.

No idea why I'm posting this under "Humor." Must be because I don't have a topic for "Sad Truths We All Have to Face."

Everyday that I have off. During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

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Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

I can't even count how many times I've done this.

Carl Jung is so trendy. Years ago, he really made introversion and extroversion a thing. People ran with it. And suddenly it’s 2013 and everybody is misusing the word introvert. You are not an introvert. No you’re

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