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@lsweeney3 @chelseanne23 And this would be better if it said vodka bottles... My friends keep it classy ;)
If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me Or a beer bottle
If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.... Tequila bottles might even be better!!
Definitely MY friends!
Bahahaha! SO true . . . Christina, write this down, it'll also be in my Will. ; )
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I don't answer your calls because I'm too tired to give you advice that your not going to take.
They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for two people.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
Really the only reason I ever take a bath....asides from reading and face masks
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: They say a glass of wine a day is good for you. The bottle is glass, right?
I went for a run today. It was a wine run, but I still broke a sweat. I believe that counts. Of course!
The only thing in my house that isn't dusty are my wine glasses.
Whoever said 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' has clearly never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza.
Funny Friendship Ecard: If your friends don't make fun of you then they aren't really friends.
If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and I am not friends with you, the likelihood that I hate you is 100%.
"Snakes are typically self governing" "other birds do not recognize it's authority." Had me cracking up. And wondering, do other crabs accept the monarchy of king crabs?
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.