Hahaha!

Exactly...

I'm flexible on the bacon

Yes hahaha

psychiatrist.

ha-ha

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands someecards.com

"I saw this thing on Pinterest" ...

This was my day.

couldn't agree more.

"if you're typing a status update that says you have a migraine, then you clearly don't know what a migraine is." so true! #ecard #headache

Do you opt for the fun? #funny #someecards #pleasing #pissing

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me.

truth.

yep

I got mood poisoning at work. It must be something I hate.

um yes

Haha yep