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Oh, I'm a Pacifist alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Oh, I'm a Pacifist, alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

My thoughts exactly! I hate this saying, yet so many people say it!!!!!

It happened for a reason

Women are like.

Omg that's what my ex does to me and my current gf and then tries to make her shit look just like my girls page! Ficking stalking whore!!!

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: "I just love the self-clean function of my house. All I have to do is push a button and the housework is done!

True true

I want to put this on my office door

Be cautious

Be cautious

usually live laugh love dance. today it's raise, aim, fire, and reload.  ;)

funny quote today is about raise, aim, fire, reload



I must confess......I want to get back with my ex..... LOL just kidding! I'd rather shit in my hands and clap!

funny some ecards so funny!

me for the past 3 days lol...i need to go see the fam asap!

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Some days I feel like this.

i actually find myself wondering this daily

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

It's Monday! And guess who's not motivated? That'll be me. | Cry For Help Ecard

bahahah well said!

Yes I am a cunt... But I'm a charming cunt.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I may look calm, but in my head, I've punched you in the face 3 times.

you can only say 'WTF' so many times a day until you just decide to start drinking

funny quotes you can only say wtf so many times before you have to start drinking

Thought he was God

Our breakup was due to religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't. I am SO done because it's SO true