I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except for sober. I've pretended to be sober a few times.
Laughing, Time, Quotes, Sober, Funny Stuff, Pretend, Humor, Things, True Stories
Funny thing is, she'd say this. 'Cept she does lie and pretend. All the time. But that isn't what she means by it. She doesn't pretend to be greater. She shows who she is, if not always what she is. But then again, it's all a show. But she's fooling herself too.
I Don't Pretend To Be Anything I'm Not...Except Sober, I've Pretended To Be Sober A Few Times funny quotes quote jokes lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings humor
Haha yes! #quotes #sayings #funny #humor #laugh
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Omg.lol My future baby will have this for sure//
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Awesome baby onesie - Gave birth to a legend.
For my future children haha
I need one for each of my children!
Julia imma get one of these for your future kid xD then you can wear your harry potter shirt and have the baby wear this then go to harry potter world!
Writers Code 101: Don't touch a #writer's pen or journal. Ever. Or be given punishment much worse then death.. you will have a very realistic dream the next night of walking across a very long room filled with a multitude of pointy,sharp ,legos strewn across the floor and then you notice you are barefoot. Once you get across alive, you find a sign on a door that says, " Enter and dice up 1000 onions" ..Kind Regards♥ oreosandspiltmilk...
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When your favorite pen goes missing from your desk
Nurses love their pens! #smitten #scrubs #medical #fashion #uniforms #nurse #nursing #humor
Writers Code 101: Don't touch a #writer's pen or journal. Ever. Or be given punishment much worse then death.. Lol I love how this is for writers but I think this is a nursing thing. Pen stealing is extremely common. That's why I carry 3-4 pens on me almost at all times.
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 81 Pics
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Funny Pictures – 76 Pics
So true. Also, note the weenie dog!
Great dog quote
True story in our house! We have a live in vacuum!
If Turning Pages Is Considered Exercise... New Workout Shirt!
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If Turning Pages Is Considered Exercise #funny #books #read #workout #fitness #tshirt #cute #lazy #nerdy
Funny book lover t-shirt
If turning pages is considered exercise then yes, I workout all the time. Reading it's my life! Would wear this on lazy days too!
Now we are one.
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I like how the one tooth is smiling even more when the tongue comes in contact. I'm laughing at this more than I probably should.
this is funny stuff Click on the picture to see hundreds more!
So true. Hate those things
Popcorn And... that one random tooth just smiling the entire time
Dental Humor - Popcorn Kernels - Moore Pediatric Dentistry | #Roseville | #CA | www.moorepediatricdentistry.com
65 Pics, Funny Pictures, Some People, My Life, Accur, Buy Alcohol, Being An Adult, Fake Smile, True Stories
Funny Pictures – 65 Pics - Please click on the photo for alot more fun!!!
This some people in my life hmmmmmm
Still can't buy alcohol, but this is accurate
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.
By the end of my day, the fake smile makes my face hurt...the alcohol helps relax my muscles.
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How to make interesting adults
"Screwing up our children.." #funny #humor
the recipe for interesting people
SO VERY TRUE!
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Truth in an ecard
Died laughing! So true
This is so true i can't even. I thought i was the only one!
i no longer feel embarrassed or alone! this must be normal, they made an e card out of it!
So true.. I hate folding clothes.
Look at that face!
Pet Donkeys, Adorable Pet, Sweet Donkeys
what a sweet donkey! :))
I love pranks when they aren't being played on me.
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Soy sauce surprise. This would be awful to receive but an AMAZING idea >:)
Devise😁 #me #somethingiwoulddo #gonnadothis #hahaha #soda #soysauce #lol
Soy Sauce Surprise. best april fools prank.... :)
Soy Sauce Surprise April Fools day prank
Soy Sauce Surprise. That'll teach them from stealing my diet coke out of the fridge. HA!😂
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Valentines day Funny! I know I shouldn't laugh at this, but it is hilarious!
Ha !(: #funny #humorous #hilarious #pranks #JonahHill #Simon #pics #photos #images #pictures
(: Hilarious, Funny Stuff!
So mean, and so funny. #humor #jonahhill #lol
Image via We Heart It #boy #drink #funny #girl #ring #valentinesday
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So true! That's why I don't dress my girls the same I hated it when my mom made me and my sister!
haha funny stuff
I always wanted to be just like my big sister and she hated it. But in two more years, she had the last laugh. She got a brand new party dress and I wore the same old thing - her hand-me-down.
Big sister face and little sister face. So true!
lol just like my sister and me when we were kids!! Oh and the girls are going to think this when they get older! lol
the difference between big sisters and little sisters. I hated matching outfits.
Need Sleep, Book Lovers, My Life, Can'T Sleep, New Book, Funny Quotes, Truths, Good Book, Insomnia
Ultimate truth for book lovers.
Truth. I need a new book...
Bookish TRUTH in my life!
oh god- truth- I sometimes pretend to myself that I have insomnia when what I really have is a good book and inadequate respect for tomorrow.
I've had real insomnia before and I know some nights I just can't sleep, but tonight the above statement is probably closer to the truth. Lol
Who needs sleep when you have a good book...
funny quote ecard pretend insomnia good book inadequate respect for tomorrow
Ain't that the truth!
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Ha...SO appropriate for some people in my life!
So funny! Must remember this
Lol, emotional roller coaster.
See you after the shenanigans.
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Oh I need this for the office
Oh shenanigans, the one thing you can count in me to attend every day
This could be cute as decor in a kids' room.
shenanigans!! #funny #humor
made me laugh more than it should have. We are the shenanigans!!
Haha. Made me giggle.
Shenanigans! bwahaahahaaa! that's the next door sign i'm gonna make... just to see if anyone comments...
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NAILED IT! funny stuff
NAILED IT. So funny! How to wear a men's shirt.
NAILED IT! LOL!! I posted this shirt tying site on Style Board. This is TOO funny!
How to wear mens shirts. NAILED IT
NAILED IT! Omg, I can't stop laughing!
NAILED IT. This makes me laugh every time I see it
those guys are stupid and not funny, but i love that you can do this with a long sleeve!
Funny Starbucks Victoria Secret VS cup bra eCard
@Kim Nelson @Karen Jennings @Teri DeLeeuw Stevenson @Kara Bahnks-Johnston
Wine Quotes, Wine Labels, Funny, So True, Truths, Boxes Tops, Wine Boxes, True Stories, Kid
Funny+Wine+Quotes | funny wine quotes
Wine memes. Wine box tops for education. I'm in!!
If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! Too funny. So True!!
True story... Lmao
If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! #truth
*Show your Work*
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Made me giggle. And sigh. And giggle.
math comics - LOTS on this website
*Show your Work*- Hahahaha. I have students who would go to this length as to just doing the work!! Pd before school starts wall art
Math Homework @paige Shepard
*Show your Work* ugh I remember when teachers would make you show your work
THIS ONE IS PERFECT!
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I laughed so hard when I read this, because of how true it is!!! My Mother used all of these words of wisdom!! Love you Mom!!
Things Our Mother Taught Us. So funny, so true.
So true!! Heard mom say all these sayings!! I am so turning this into my next Mother's day card ;)
Things Our Mother Taught Us. So so true! Love you mom!
Things Our Mother Taught Us! Thanks mom
So true jajaja I love my mom!
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Anything thing that says, 'Allow/let me play you the song of my people' cracks me up. EVERY time.
smoke detector song of my people
"Allow me to silence you with the dance of the dish towel" . So funny, my kids say the smoke alarm is my timer!
Smoke detectors - the modern day dinner bell!
Let me play you the song of my people. #Humor
if booze could talk
Colleges Life, Alcohol Drinks, Jack Daniel, Too Funny, Funny Stuff, So True, So Funny, True Stories, The Voice
So true. Story of my life
o my god this is so funny and so true
If alcoholic drinks could talk. this is too funny!!!
haahhahah dying. college life summed up. im jack daniels
too funny but so true!
Good God! Now I know where the voices have been coming from. :)