pobre archi...so true
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My mom pinned 237 recipes on Pinterest. Why the fuck am I eating a bologna sandwich? @gailmueller story of my childhood!!!!!
My mom pinned 237 recipes on Pinterest. Why the fuck am I eating a bologna sandwich? HAHA
Funny stuff- but my kids Bryce and Sevie can't say this- I try A LOT of recipes on them.
My poor godchildren and future children. Lol
because I'm too busy pinning more too cook!
these are my children :)
Parenting. I always wondered how I was going to approach this in the future...problem solved. I may need something like this one day. HAHA
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If parents were more open like this with their teens, I think wed see a lot less teen pregnancy and fewer STDs. funny-stuff
Mom advice: Bad things can happen to your junk, and that shit never goes away. (Keeping this for when the kids hit high school.)
Haha, I have the kind of parents who were always open and honest with me about this stuff, so I feel for the kids who missed out on the honesty of mine. However, maybe an even better place for this is in schools. I 100% believe if schools practiced teaching safe sex instead of preaching abstinence, there would be much less of a worry of teen pregnancy and STD transference.
Always wondered how I was going to approach this in the future... now I know! "Bad things can happen to your junk. Just sayin'." Lmao but so true. Hope the kid got the message.
I will have to remember this... My poor kids
lmao, epic parenting win!
So doing this to my boys!
Parenting done right
Awesome mom. :)
Yup. Just about everyone.
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And you're like.... "please never come to my house...". Can I punch my friend in the face for this?!
Hahahahaaaa so true lololol...this is what my friends and family say about me all the time. They see clean...I see a mess
And you're like.... "please never come to my house..." Bahahahaha!!!! Yes!!!!!
And you're like.... "please never come to my house..."....so true
Hahaha! This is so true! Reminds me of my friend! @Melly Mel
Funny cleaning humor. Rather be safe than sorry!
So true of my friend Jodi!! lol
Haha, this is totally me
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Oh this is my children anytime they go anywhere with me! The funny thing is they will be the same way.
Haha! So true! (But it's normally my dad) LOL @Amy Lyons Crease @Katie Hrubec Crease
Story of my life. Except its my dad instead!!
I started laughing....it's so true
my poor kids still hate this!
This made me giggle 😂😂😂😂
Story of my childhood.
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Dear Mom Coffee Mug - Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty child, like my sibling. Love. Your Favorite. Lovely gift for your mother. #coffee #mugs #home
@chloemojo This is super funny Chloe! ;) You are definitely right about your siblings! ;) Dear Mom Coffee Mug - Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty child, like my sibling. Love. Your Favorite. Lovely gift for your mother. #coffee #mugs #home
Dear Mom coffee mug - Lovely gift for your mother. #coffee #mugs #home
Dear Mom Coffee Cup #coffee #cup #mom #love
Hmm Mother's Day gift maybe?? XD XD
Hahaha dear mom mug. I need this!
Dear Mom Coffee Mug - for Mom :)
Gift ideas for my mom XD
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Sometimes I get off the phone, look at it and think what just happened here?! OMG Mother! This is so true!! Sister, are you with me on this?
Not my mom, my mother inlaw had nice talks...she can be the only one talking for HOURS.
Haha.... for some people this is so true. for the most part my sister
lol... Only this should say sister and not mother in our house.
This is so true for so many conversations in my life.
this made me giggle....I love my momma.
So true!! Same goes for my dad too
This is So. True. Love my mom!
Every single time!
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E-Cards: "600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed." -Described perfectly!
this is ALWAYS my problem!!! the Gods of shopping carts hate my life. they never work or they are incredibly loud
EVERY SINGLE TIME OMG my life story at Kroger ! Pisses me off everytime !
Story of my life! 600 SHOPPING CARTS IN THE GROCERY STORE...
SO TRUE! Every time, EVERY SINGLE TIME!
LOL, so true! Every. Single. Time.
So true...every single time!
Every freaking time!!! Lol
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Unfortunately childhood memories, boy oh boy how many times did I hear that growing up!!!
I have probably said something VERY similar to this to my children many times ;)
my childhood memories....will be my childrens memories :>
Bahahaha! OMG! This was the story of my life :D
This aptly describes most my childhood lol
Haha! My parents when I was growing up!
This basically describes my childhood.
hhahahaha story of my life growing up
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I hate when this happens..!! Funny mom quotes...
Funny mom quotes!
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a worried mother...SO true (@Allison Brennan with your training and research and kids you would know!)
So true. The government should just hire a bunch of worried moms for FBI positions!
quotes ~ a worried mother does better research than the FBI ~ straight up truth
"A worried mother does better research than the FBI." - Unknown #quotes
So true, my husband said I was a PI when our kids were teenagers.
So true my kids would definitely second that!
True story!!! Remember this Jessica! LOL
So True!!! Just remember this kids!
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! Why yes, yes I am :)
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You are the kind of mom that's going to kiss me in public until i'm 20 aren't you?...you betcha! I will kiss my son in public forever! :)
You are the kind of mom that's going to kiss me in public until i'm 20 aren't you?...will kiss you till I don't know who you are anymore. Your age has nothing to do with kisses from your mama.
You are the kind of mom that's going to kiss me in public until i'm 20 aren't you?...Who am I kidding? I'll kiss you in public forever... And wear bright colored lipsticks so it leaves a mark!
No,... YES!! well, just until you are 50 or 60, I'm glad you are OK with that!! LOVE MY BOYS!!!
Yes Morgan and Meggy and I will keep kissing you after that too! LOL
Uh, yes. And you had better kiss me back!
Shoot past 20!! :) love my boys!
My son to his mom....
I've met some people like this..lol
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Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho!! (Is it bad I have a friend who goes with this?????)
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Well, aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho! Funny stuff. Haha.
This made me lol! Well aren't you just a fun filled lollipop triple dipped in psycho!!!!!!!!
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Omg so funny. Lion King
Lol this funny. I have days I feel like this. To all you moms who still make time to get ready everyday I think you rock. I never do things for myself anymore. I gained this weight and now I'm just so blah with myself. BUT I'm working harder than I ever have and I will get there! Until then someone needs to dress me and do my hair lol
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Enough to do at my house - I'd happily share with the super moms
I should have these super moms do some stuff for me
Yeah, come on "super-mom's" Help a sister out.
Hahahaha yes! I am so far from super mom.
Lol there's always that one "super mom"
I'm not super mom.
Super Moms =)
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I don't know how to fold a fitted sheet. I also don't know how to "enjoy" my children while they are still young. New post.
Lol I must be an awesome witch because I fold fitted sheets like a boss. #1 housewife aka witch...that escalated quickly.
If you can fold a fitted sheet, you're obviously a Witch. Ha ha! My sister was amazed that I fold fitted sheets so well! LOL
Seriously, I hate folding fitted sheets. I just ball them up and toss them on the closet shelf.
I can fold fitted sheets perfectly square, just like they came out of the package.
Haaaaaaa Didn't ur grandpa show u how to fold a fitted sheet? Loves it
Ha. I must be a witch then cause I am a pro at folding fitted sheets
I don't know how to fold a fitted sheet.
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Oh My Freaking Stars!: Mothers & Sanity I'm hoping this also includes husbands. They are children after all.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Mothers & Sanity. That explains it then, you inherit it from your kids.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Mothers & Sanity (have you met my kid - this explains a lot about me)
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Mothers & Sanity So true!
#lostcause :) Love you mom!
Crazy kids = crazy mom
Craziest kid ever!
So dam true
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@Sarah Tugman, thought of you!!! New blog post by my friend Susan from Insomniac in the House "I could get by with a bowl of cereal... why do they need to eat again?" So funny....
We're on an "oatmeal for dinner" kick right now! Saves cooking time, cleaning time AND calories!! New blog post by my friend Susan from Insomniac in the House "I could get by with a bowl of cereal... why do they need to eat again?" Very funny lady...check out her blog.
(THINGS I LOVE/HATE)...This sums up how I feel about figuring out what's for dinner every night!!
OMG...this is exactly how I feel! WHat is wrong with a bowl of cereal for dinner?
I feel this way nearly every night! I already fix them breakfast and lunch!
I sure do love my family, even though they want dinner every night :)
hahahaha every. single. night. and breakfast and lunch. LOL
how my mother feels. and how i will feel.
Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home.
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Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home. Or possibly her own!!!
Be nice to your daughter in-law. She has sex with the man who will pick your nursing home. Ha ha ha! This is hilarious and so true!
Except I love my Mother in Law and we would never put her in a nursing home.
good advice ;) I'll have to remember this...
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Oh my goodness!!!! My daughter does things & I think "OMG she's my mini me", but when I do/say things my mother would I'm like "OMG I am my mothers daughter!" LOL
No daughters (lots of students that feel like my girls) but Yes, I am my mother's daughter!
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We are our mother's daughter's!
#mama #mother #daughter #love
I am my mother's daughter
rethink death penalty...