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It's not like I don't know about the facts or reason.. I just want someone to listen to me while I rant! Then i'll be over it

This is the truth. hahaha. @Ashley Walters Lopez. @Karen Jacot Rivas.

People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy, but really I've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they're all fucking retards.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me.'

"Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat? Thanks." ;-)