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Flirting: It is called "being friendly" when you are single. It is called "cheating" when you are in a relationship. | Flirting Ecard

I swear people ask me this while I'm on the middle of sending a patient out as if I have time to even look at you, or even answer you...

Love me and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll drop those mountains on your balls.