Bridesmaid Dammit Doll.. Poem attached: Your friend is going to be a bride and she asked you to stand by her side. An unflattering dress and ugly hair and uncomfortable shoes you have to wear. The wedding has gotten to her head, you want to call her bridezilla but instead...Dammit Doll can help you deal with the bride because sometimes being a bridesmaid isn't an easy ride! Grab the doll by the legs and slam it while yelling - Dammit, Dammit, Dammit..... by tobeesgifts on Etsy, $18.95
Bride Dammit Doll has brown hair with blonde hi-lites
Bride Dammit Doll ...attached poem: Your dammit doll is here to stay, and to help you on your special day! When the wedding isn't going like a fairy tale, don't go pulling at your veil! Grab the doll by the legs and slam her while yelling..Dammit-Dammit-Dammit!!! by tobeesgifts, $18.95
Giraffe Dammit Dol. Poem attached...When life has hit you by surprise, and things aren't going your way. Here's a word from the wise, Dammit Doll can help your day. Grab it by the legs so tight, then find a plae to smack it. Then shout with all your might, DAMMIT-DAMMIT-DAMMIT!!! by tobeesgifts, $14.95
Mother N Law Dammit Doll: poem attached. When your mother-n-law is driving you crazy, and you wanna choke that old lady --- Dammit Doll is just for you. To keep you from making that woman turn blue, grab the doll by her legs and find a place to smack it! Yelling out - DAMMIT- DAMMIT - DAMMIT!!! by tobeesgifts, $14.95
When you feel the need, to stand right up and shout, here's a little Dammit Doll, you cannot do without! Just grab it firmly by the legs, and find a place to slam it, and as you beat it's stuffing out, yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!