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If there's enough room to spell 'BOOTYLICIOUS' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't.

More truth than funny! This was me the whole time I wasn't married... seriously, and I'm so proud of it!

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize .......maybe I al...

Pretty much at work... Every time.. And sometimes the hardest words I have to spit out because it's a job requirement... #sorrynotsorry #seriously