Ok, too funny.
Jim, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Ecards, Morning
Fitness Humor #39: Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
I go to the Jim first thing every morning too and last thing before bed .. and once or twice at night and several times during the day! The Kid(ney transplant) and The Jim are pals!! :)
... I go to the Jim first thing every morning. Hahahaha, this is great!!
... I go to the Jim first thing every morning. I laughed so hard!
... I go to the Jim first thing every morning. Lol too funny
I go to the Jim first thing every morning. #eCard
my new daily quote :)
When I’m an old lady I’m going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down.
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When I’m an old lady I’m going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down. This is kind of a good idea hehehe
It really is a good idea. I mean what if I don't have one of them buttons? I could be down for awhile and a girls got to eat.... LOL -CR
This is such a good idea!!! Except I'll have a tons of dogs....
Don't know why but this made me giggle....
Good idea since I fall ALL THE TIME!!!
idk why I thought this was so funny
HAHAHAHHAHHA!!! Good idea!!!
ha ha ha... not a bad idea!
What a good idea!
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me & my bestfriend right here.. no one understands the things we laugh at. ♥
this is me and my bestfriend. everday. (:
This is me and my bestfriends. :)
haha pretty much. #bestfriends
Hah, me and my bestfriend.. ;D
Me and my bestfriend from Cali
me & my -sister-/ bestfriend
me & my bestfriend
Cleaning, E Card, Sotrue, Truth, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True
Funny Confession Ecard: I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week. (SO TRUE. in the worst way. haha)
So true! 'I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.' // ecards
The truth about cleaning. This is so true for me
cleaning e card | funny cleaning ecard
#cleaning Ecard humor funny laugh
So true! #quote #cleaning
speed cleaning #sotrue
Truth! Funny Stuff
haha because I'm far from being able to do everything but at least my kids are clean, dressed, and fed before me every single day. It might be 8 a.m. Before I can get to the bathroom or to get dressed but they are always ready before me. Thank you to the bitch who showed me NOT how to care for children.
Why didn't I think of that?
Are You Kidding Me Humor, Real, Help Me, Good Ideas, Single Mom Humor, Heehee, Thought
NeeHadn't thought about it like that...definitely an idea!!
For real tho.. LOL! I wanna be a super mom :P
Never thought of it, but a good idea :)
Heehee! Supermom my behind! Lol
.my thoughts exactly!!!
Help me please? lol
Ha ha! Yes!
Good Ideas, Mind Blown, Giggle, Funny Stuff, By, Life Hacks, Paranoid Genius
Paranoid genius!! Me: Except that you unlock a door by turning the key to the right and lock it to the left...so he'll always be unlocking it.
Paranoid genius. Also, it might be a good idea to reinforce the door if you're going to insist on doing this, =)
Paranoid genius.. seriously .. it makes me wanna put six locks on my door. Haha. reminds me of my bf
Paranoid genius. Not sure if this should go on on my DIY or Funny Stuff board??? lol
Life hack OMG this is such a good idea 😂 getting room done soon as well
Paranoid genius. I laugh, but it's a good idea...
Paranoid genius. I should get more door locks!!
Paranoid genius. This made me giggle!!!
Paranoid genius. mind blown.
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I don't have ocd, I'm actually a little messy but this made me laugh because so many of my friends are ocd freaks!
Some people call it OCD. I call it, "not being a fucking slob." | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Some people call it OCD. I call it "not being a fucking slob". | eCards
***language... but yes essentially***
Nothing better than a clean house!
So my life
A winning idea. Ha ha ha!
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New Year's Humor: Open a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks then turn into a bar for the rest of the year.
Open a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks then turn into a bar for the rest of the year. #newyearsresolution #funny #ecards
Don't let me catch you there! Keep your New Years resolution. #ecards
The Aspirational Life and New Year's Resolutions
Ecard resolutions!! Best idea ever!!!
Bahahahahaha laughing so hard at this
Ha ha ha...this is an amazing quote!
Ecard resolutions- OMG i am dying!
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I always wonder why my mom does this. These aren't her exact words but it's pretty much her intention.
Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live teh way we actually live!
ok this is way funny! Chris just accused me of this- you want people to think we don't live in our house!!
.This is almost too painful to post- perhaps I should put it somewhere in the house so I'm reminded to clean more often?
The story behind every great real estate visit. The owners who worry most about how clean it is are the ones who benefit most too!!
haha! Unless your house is so huge you have many living areas specifically designated for guests! (Not me)
Too funny!! This is so me when I know someone is coming over - throw it all in the junk drawer or closet.
Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!
Cleaning with kids
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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. So true!
So true! Cleaning with kids in the house makes me want to eat a bag of oreos!
Truth! LOL #funny #kids #parenthood #someecards #Oreo
Cleaning house with kids #FUNNY #LAUGHS
So true! Got the giggles from this one
Cleaning with kids quote
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself!
Modern Art, Quotes, Yeah, Artsy, Didn T, Thought, So True, Modernart, Photo
#ModernArt by Craig Damraurer. Thought we'd share before To See as Artists See: American Art from the Phillips Collection leaves the Frist Center May 6.
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
Modern Art by Craig Damrauer Photo
My thoughts... on Modern Art
Modern art - LOL so true.
I Before E T-Shirt, women's medium $25
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The English language should be the language everyone talks because it seems like all the rules are made up!
I blame my inability to spell on the English language and on all of the exceptions to the rules and the exceptions to the exceptions.
every time I have to spell receive I have to say this little grammar rule lol I need this shirt lol
Grammar humor. :) Why are the rules of English make to be broken?
Grammar humor :) I feel as an English teacher i should have this
Grammar humor. :) I want this T shirt lol
totally your style, @Melissa Matkovich
the english language makes me laugh
Grammar humor tee
Work hard & be kind.
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That says it all pretty much! CANTON BOX CO. 'Work Hard and Be Kind' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom
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Work hard & be kind. #truth
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"i'd block you, but then i couldn't see all the stupid things you put on facebook and make fun of you for them." #ecard
Free, Friendship Ecard: I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.
I might be guilty of this with 1 or 2 of my Facebook "friends"
The reason why I still have quite a few of my FB friends.
Reason I still have some of my Facebook friends
90% of my FB friends.
Life, Me Exactly, Funny, Dishwasher Wrong, True, Mess, Closet
I have selective OCD... I haven't vacuumed in two weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order
Just the opposite... but so true on the 'selective' part! Me & Josh - too funny!
Hahahaha! This is so me!!! Do NOT fold my laundry wrong, or mess up my drawer!
Wow this is me. Except it would be don't mess with my spice cabinet!
I think this is false but Stacy would laughed pretty hard...
Mopped . . . linen closet . . .
or load my dishwasher wrong :/
This is me, EXACTLY.
That's a great idea
Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Ecards, Things
That's a great idea. Hoarders hoarding crack addiction . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
Ecard: Get hoarders addicted to crack, they'll sell off all their shit. Boom, problem solved. Then put them on intervention
Hahahaha funny but to bad most hoarders stuff is garbage ... Literally garbage @Cindee Copeland
Okay, I know it's wrong; but it is funny! cards, ecards, and some more ecards - CafeMom Mobile
Ecard: Get hoarders addicted to crack, they'll sell off all their shit. Boom, problem solved.
I think this made me laugh a little to hard lol
Funniest thing iv see all day!!!
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Went to the bank to open a joint account. They asked, "With Whom?" I said "Who ever has the most money." | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Happy Friday Work | Funny Friday - Christian Mothers & Women - funny - Believing Out Loud
joint bank account #ecards bahahahahahahaha
Hahaha!!!! joint bank account #ecards
Joint account... That's funny
Joint bank account humor
I have coworkers like this :)
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.... This is me and must be the reason why I loved the Little Mermaid so much.
hahahaha! the little mermaid is my all time favorite Disney movie!! hahaha
Haha love little mermaid, hate the show hoarders. It gives me anxiety.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THE CUSS WORD. But this is freaking awesome
this is freaking awesome and hilarious!
One of my absolutely favorites 😄
I almost died laughing lol!
gadgets and gizmos a plenty
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My husband would make me a T-shirt that said this if he saw it haha!
OCD- my husband has been singing this to me for years!
I swear my husband has OCD!
So my husband & I haha!
Sounds like my husband!
My life as of late
Hahah.. So me
Hahahaha! something very wrong yet funny at the same time. I oppose violence to anyone btw, but had to post because it made me laugh