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Unless you were my little brother being pulled around by my "accident-prone" s-sister who "accidentally" stopped the wagon so suddenly that his tiny head snapped forward, whiplash style, & chipped his front tooth on the rim of his Little Red Wagon. Or did she knock it out completely? That detail eludes me, but, regardless: that was not a fun wagon ride. That wasn't fun at all. She's always been such an "innocent" b*tch.

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Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex? / Somewhat Topical Ecard / someecards.com on imgfave

I just saw a Girl Scout with a credit card reader on her phone. Shit just got real. That is too funny!!

"I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl" lol #card #hilarious

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on Facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.