I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast OKC for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to:  -Lure said dragon away from OKC to a more rural area.  -Force said dragon to land in rural area.  -Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit.  No pay, dragon slaying is its own reward. *Please note that I am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.*

I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast OKC for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to: -Lure said dragon away from OKC to a more rural area. -Force said dragon to land in rural area. -Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit. No pay, dragon slaying is its own reward. *Please note that I am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.*

*When my name's in a math problem* Class:*stares at me* Me: that's right, I bought 60 watermelons

*When my name's in a math problem* Class:*stares at me* Me: that's right, I bought 60 watermelons

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