Things that make me smile
LOL this is perfect
Who will pay me to drink wine while looking at Pinterest?
We ♡ to laugh!
they should put more wine in a bottle...so there's enough for two people.
Stuff to make one laugh, giggle or pee their pants.
Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like... I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.
Looks like I'm gonna have to drink some of this wine to make room in the fridge for the groceries.
Quotes & Sayings
Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait for my wine to get here......I mean my husband to get here... with my wine.
Laughter is the Best Medicine
i <3 vodka
tickles my funny bone
TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS!!
I'm not an alcoholic. I need to drink all this wine so I can make that cork craft thing I saw on Pinterest the other day.
Words From the Wise - And Witty
What type of wine goes best with laundry?
Coke > Pepsi
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
E V E R Y D A Y
Who likes wine?
there is ALWAYS room for more wine