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You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

That's why I hate opening at work with certain people at work. It's like... "Whoa, slow down. at least let me have some coffee first."


She Doesn't Even Go Here! Mug

My life can now be complete. Someone please buy me this mug for Christmas!!!!!