This is a really long post, but a really great one. I hope my child has the sense of humor to pull something like this off one day.

This is a really long post, but a really great one. I hope my child has the sense of humor to pull something like this off one day.

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

I would like to dedicate this pin to Sherri Rose, I hope me hip matey, frank the fiber, can pussy that back up! lmao...

I would like to dedicate this pin to Sherri Rose, I hope me hip matey, frank the fiber, can pussy that back up! lmao...

Hilarious meme from the house of funny  Click on the picture to see hundreds more!

Hilarious meme from the house of funny Click on the picture to see hundreds more!

I posted this whole thing for the Ron Swanson/swan ronson!!!! Ha ha ha. Made me laugh way more than it should!!!

I posted this whole thing for the Ron Swanson/swan ronson!!!! Ha ha ha. Made me laugh way more than it should!!!

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