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Laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason #quotes

Laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that. everything happens for a reason. I've always thought this to be true.

Pulpo borracho quiere pelear contigo… :-P

Drunk octopus wants to fight you! I will never look at a coat hook the same way again. (I have a row of these hooks in my bathroom - SIX octopuses want to fight you!

Ummm YES!!! late night tunnel runs would be soo fun! @Melanie Kramper Pickert @Rachael Curfman @Jenna Pfeiffer @Jessica Hawkinson @Chelsea Dutton @Lindsay Pfautsch @Ellen Wegner

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I wish my FRIEND's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels. (That would be awesome!

"Good Moms have Sticky Floors, Messy Kitchens, Laundry Piles, Dirty Ovens, and Happy Kids. unless you have a bunch of kids like my mom. Then you make your kids clean the house.

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

12. Aprende a tocar Cumpleaños Feliz por teléfono.

The Happy Birthday Song! *Once I tried leaving this on a voice message, but it disconnected the call, so I don't know if it works in real time.

I am a Pinja! ;)  {okay, seriously as soon as I saw "mason jar" and "burlap" I KNEW this was me!! ;D Lol!!!}

Any of you ladies a bonafide Supah Pinja?---- I am a pinja ;

it's not brave if you're not scared quote - Google Search

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.omg, i don't need a prince charming, but this is hysterical!

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