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"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Crossfit

Crossfit humor good thing I don't have to worry about that one 😜

bang bang

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

Class in a glass

keep telling yourself that--it's also the drink of choice for many homeless people, hence the term "wino" for a homeless alcoholic. i'd rethink the whole "classy" part.

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retro vintage after party domestic kitchen man woman couple mess clean apron

Couldn't put it more perfectly myself.

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping.

but I'm pretty awesome at margaritas

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping. Anne Taintor So true.

Sanity or lack of

Anyone seen my sanity? Vintage funny quote I know how she feels

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer.

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer. maybe not so much with a hammer but they will feel it!

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