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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

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For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; thats a busted can of biscuits.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

Vacation | Funny Memes

NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

family drama

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't care if its you put some champagne in my OJ its mimosa time bitch.

Photo: It's FUCKING FRIDAY....

Funny Friendship Ecard: Its too bad that, even at our age, were not mature enough to meet for A drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5

Oh apps. You served your purpose for a bit.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team.

Because my friends are true LADIES.

Funny Friendship Ecard: It's not brunch with the girls unless one of us is in the clothes from the night before.