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It’s a girl thing (34 photos)

agreed!

I was walking by this guy I hate and he goes "Did you just swear?" And I turn to him and go "How about I break off your legs and shove them up your ass?" He just walked away with a weird face and my friend comes up to me and she's like "What's up with him?"And I say "I have no fuckin' idea!"

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat... and can't dance.

LOVE THIS. #funny #humor #ecard @Denna Johnson Johnson Johnson Frederick seems to fit you.