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Sounds like a great way to clean to me!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

YEP!

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea . I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila or jäger anyways !

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NEVER NOT FUNNY! LOL Funny Workplace Ecard: I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am.

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Yup that's me

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

People who brush-off, dismiss, ignore, and act condescending about my limitations and the fact that I have CFIDS, gastroparesis, and chronic adult epstein barr syndrome and AM INDEED S-I-C-K....! X-{

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Apology Ecard: This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me..

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

You know who this is for!!

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This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

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