It sucks because one of my favorite songs starts with sirens. I have to prepare myself every time
Always remember that if the weather or the wait time determines your 'need' to come to the ER... It's not an emergency.
Chief Complaint: I need Dilaudid, a turkey sandwich, and a cab voucher to get home.
Its so funny what we get with a simple question.. My favorite is getting a story for a yes or no response!! LOL!!
ICU nurse vs. ER nurse
This would be true if the doctor actually told the patient this, but usually they write the orders leave it up to the nurses to break the news...
ER nurse relationships are special. 'I'll get the legs open and hold the penlight in my teeth, you find the orifice' kind of special.
IDK? Maybe we could like get a handover first...
Funny Confession Ecard: ER Nurse Confession: We bet on a patient's blood alcohol level like others bet in football pools.