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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. - Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. - Barney Stinson #himym #quotestoliveby
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." Gotta love Barney Stinson quotes (and NPH!)
<3 Neil Patrick Harris! "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." How I met your mother
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. TRUE STORY. He's so awesome, he's so awesome Barney Stinson, haha
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True story about my life.
so true story :)
Barney Stinson First it was “Friends”- my all-time favorite TV show. After I cried for a whole day and a half when it was over, I never thought I would love any other TV show as much, then came “How I Met your Mother.” And with it, it brought the awesomeness that is Barney Stinson. I am totally in love with this character and often being found quoting him, so I will dedicate this blog to the Legen- wait for it- Dary man of the hour, Mr Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris if you will) Top 7 Quotes: 1. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!” 2. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!” 3. “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!” ------ I absolutely LOVE this quote!!!! 4. “Jesus waited threedays to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.” 5. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.” 6. “God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.” 7. “Attention, Canada! My name is Barney Stinson, and your country needs to A, get better money, it's like you want us to make fun of you; and B, stop letting women like Robin Scherbatsky get away, because she is going back to America, where I plan to plant my flag on her, if you know what I mean, and you probably don't.” And I cannot forget my Marshall’s favorite quote of all time “"Here’s the thing Barney, I’m snuggly, you’re not. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped up in a comforter and it’s raining outside and there’s muffins warming in the over… I’m cuddly bitch, deal with it."” Custom Search
Matthew 25:41. awesome
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The next time satan reminds of your past, remind him of his future. “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. Matthew 25:41
The next time satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future. EVERLASTING DESTRUCTION!!! Matt. 25:41 -- "Then the king will say to those on his left, “Get away from me! You are under God’s curse. Go into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels!" (CEV)
Matthew 25:41. "...Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."
Matthew 25:41 "Then He will also say to those on the left, 'Depart from Me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the Devil and his angels!"
“Then the King will turn to those on the left and say, ‘Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons. Matt 25:41
"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. (Matthew 25:41 ESV)
"The next time Satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future." Matthew 25:41 #Faith
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Someday when we're in florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious
Yup. I want to live in a community with all of my friends so we can have drag races in our golf carts.
"Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious" @Kelly Teske Goldsworthy Chaires-hill @maryoutland @nancypenski
hahahaha can't wait to see what my best friends and i are like when we're old ladies
for my best friend christina, we already know we'll end up with the golden girls!
y'all, racing golfcarts in a bejeweled sweatsuit is my dream.
Friends. Racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits...
this is so true for me and all of my friends.
Friendship quote... Florida golf carts :)
True story.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
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THIS is a true story. Bah ha ha
true story of my life
So true in my life.
truth of my life.
story of mylife
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Lol, no.. I'm just shy and thoughtful... ~LL
True story...! Lol ;)
This is so true.....
ha ha :D true story
True story bro
Ha true story
Some Pixar wisdom.
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"I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now."-Edna Mode, The Incredibles #disneyquotes #inspiration http://www.rewards4mom.com/13-whimsically-inspiring-disney-quotes/
I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. -Edna Mode, The Incredibles one of my favorite characters from this movie
THE INCREDIBLES | Edna Mode • Can you think of a better or more interesting line of work than superhero costume designer? All kinds of story lines could be written around Edna's career. (Source: Image courtesy of Pixar)
"I never look back darling. It distracts from the now " : Edna Mode's Great Quote - The Incredibles
"The Incredibles" .... So true! I need to learn to think this way, more and more!
One of my favorite quotes from The Incredibles. Love Edna. ♥
edna mode - my favorite character on the incredibles
I never look back darling #theincredibles #ednamode
Disney Movie Quotes | Edna Mode
awesome women know we all kick-ass in one way or another... but the tats and ass help haha
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Right on! now that i have a tattoo, this is legit! ;)
:) awesome women have curves and tattoos!!
but sooo true... wanna see my tattoo?
I knew it, I am awesome!!
i'm soon to be awesome...
Curves & tats
KEEP CALM AND MAKE IT WORK.
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Tim Gunn "Keep Calm and Make It Work" poster #timgunn #projectrunway #makeitwork #poster #funny #keepcalm
KEEP CALM AND MAKE IT WORK. Project Runway premieres July 19th!....YES I LOVE TIM GUNN!!!!!
Keep Calm and MAKE IT WORK :-) I need this for my room. -Tim Gunn PROJECT RUNWAY!! <3
Life motto: Keep Calm and Make It Work...Tim Gunn of Project Runway.
Tim Gunn "Keep Calm and Make It Work" poster. I love Project Runway!
Keep Calm and Make it Work. #keep_calm #Tim_Gunn #project_runway
Keep Calm and MAKE IT WORK :-) I need this for my sewing room.
Keep Calm and MAKE IT WORK :-) Tim Gunn...Project Runway
Tim Gunn, Project Runway. Make it work.
don't hate the player, hate the game.
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dont hate the player hate the game
Don't play me silly boy!!
Don't hate the player
HELL YEAHHH! Lol
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so true....i'm definitely not perfect but i'd like to think there are some things about me that are amazing.
No one's "perfect" but I gotta say, you all are pretty awesome! :) #perfect #perfection #awesome #prettyawesome #quote
....I'm so not perfect..... But there ARE good things about me! Some pretty awesome things, actually.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome ~ Ain't that the truth? :)
true story. "I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome"
Yes! Finally found one of my favorite quotes! :)
the awesome parts r pretty awesome :)
Not perfect, but pretty awesome
I request the Highest of Fives
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Sean McCabe uses the kind of sayings that sound corny in real life, but when transformed into hand drawn type design seem inspired and beautiful. Put aside your cynicism friends, this American designer has mad skills.
Only the highest fives for me. Designed and hand lettered by Sean McCabe.
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I request the HIGHEST of fives — How I Met Your Mother quote
seanwes hand lettering & type design | Sean McCabe
High Five!!!! Barney Stinson
B My thoughts
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i miss michael scott on the office, and i will miss the office when it's over this season... sad times :( #theoffice #quote #love #fear #funny #MichealScott #avianti #aviantijewelry #custom
One of my favorite quotes from The Office. The Office will never be the same without Michael Scott
One of my favorite quotes from The Office! So funny!
Michael Scott quotes: The Office. Loved and feared!
This is one of my favorite quotes from the office!
Michael Scott quote--I will miss him on the office
Michael Scott quote - the office
the office. #michaelscott
Welcome to The Office Quote! I’m sure many of you have seen the Office Confessions and similar blogs, but this is an Office Blog strictly for all of your favorite quotes! Submit your quote to me, and I will make a graphic for it and post it for you! Thanks for visiting the site!
You're Killin' Me Smalls
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I'm horrible because I think this when my husband does something that makes me crazy! (From the great movie "The Sandlot".)
The Sandlot is one of my favorite movies. My son says this all the time.
One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies!!
I say this a lot to my husband! We love The Sandlot!
This is one of my husband's favorite movie quotes.
It is from "The Sandlot" funny stuff!
favorite movie #thesandlot
You’re Killin’ Me Smalls
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Haha...., here's to being single and not pregnant!
my feelings exactly... and more prepared!
my feelings exactly.... most of the time!
my feelings exactly....Perfectly Said
Hahahahaha my feelings exactly
my feelings exactly... Haha
my feelings exactly lol ;)
YES! my feelings exactly
funny stuff :)
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i hate all these "keep calm" memes but this is really the truth when it comes to grad school
so, so true. I used to think grownups knew so much more- in truth they don't know either!
Keep Calm. Nobody else knows what they're doing either. good reminder for nursing school.
Keep calm. Nobody else knows what they are doing either...nursing school!
This is the first KEEP CALM quote that didn't annoy.... this one is true!
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Well that makes me feel better! :)
Keep Calm and #KeepCalm
Describes my life.
what a lot of women want to really say.....
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I Love my Mother-in-law but this is so funny!!! And she does a Great job of letting me raise mine:) don't no what I would do without her!
For the record, I love my mother in law and she did a wonderful job raising her kids! I just thought this was funny.
I love my mother-in-law, but this made me laugh and may have some truth about the last part :)
Hahah I love my mother-in-law and this does not apply to her. However, this is so funny. :)
I think this is so funny! But I LOVE my mother-in-law's help, so not for her. :-)
LOL I thought of my husband. SMH... I love my mother-in-law though!
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...Bahahahaha! I love my mother in law but so true
fun11 posted My ex mother in law would to well to take this to heart lol to their -funny stuff- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.
My life is a constant battle...
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Yup! And usually for me, food wins. Good thing I have a pretty high metabolism!
my life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat :(
yes!! This is my whole life story right here!
My life's story. I love food so much.
true story -#lol #funny #humor
I eat so I work out....
Food wins every time.
That is the truth!
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9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother. - ecard meme - Humor me - Random Funnies
true story in my case...all my awesomeness is from my mom...and all my character flaws are from my dad.
In my childrens case, they definitely got that shit from me...
And this is true in my children's cases, of course.
Completely true in my children's case
Oh Dr. Seuss how wise you are