The only time anyone should ever use phrase 'ride or die' is if you're a paramedic and your patient won't get in the ambulance.

The only time anyone should ever use phrase 'ride or die' is if you're a paramedic and your patient won't get in the ambulance.

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

"It's all fun and games until you have to wake up and be a parent at 6 am."

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

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"The funeral director." Got this from a friend and thought now THIS is funny! Showed my honey, he thought it was pretty funny and agreed it would be the funeral director. :D

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