Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas

If only men would follow instructions, 50 Shades and Magic Mike would teach them everything they need to know. (from

I would never get in a car with Andy Dwyer. (scheduled via

Mommy can't help you right now, because I was just getting ready to enter the Red Room of Pain... it's like a time-out for mommies. Fifty Shades of Grey. lol