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sigh...True...it's so far down.  Sometimes I think, "hey... half of these people are too young to be ON the computer..where are their parents?"

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

Baaahahahahaha so true!

I must need an interpreter because when I say "Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car", my kids hear, "It's a good time to poop.

This picture says my name all over it . Tf I got time for your 2 sc. Convo for? Just text it to me

hahaha so true! "Nice try 'Blocked Number', but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.

:)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Well....maybe the fourth lol

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

So true

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

Most required university classes

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

Sad but true

"You know your life has changed when. going to the grocery store by yourself is like taking a vacation" - Motherhood

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Sorry I'm so honest

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

True lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off in the distance while pumping my gas.

So true

Nothing could better describe a Thursday for me at work! Lol I would work a week of Mondays to keep from working on Thursdays!

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