Mommy Truth: It’s A Job Requirement
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You gotta laugh at yourself and them sometimes and just go with it...and many parents do suck the life right out of you
"Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math." #Parenting #Quote
LOVE this...so true! Plus I really suck at math. Hahaaha
:) candxmomma words to live by and other funny stuff
YES! So true...sometimes I need to remember this one!
This is the truth! Humor is everything!!
Parenting quote...so true.
Single Mom, Mommy Life, Single Time, Mom Life, Alone Time, Soooo True, So True
So true! Plenty alone time to come when they're older, best to enjoy them now while they are small and want you around!
So true! I Need alone time! Then your right back to I miss my babies! I wonder what they are doing? Are they missing me? Lol
You know you're a mom when...all you want is some alone time, but miss the kids as soon as you get it.
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i think this why i never have alone time lol why is this so true
true story! happens EVERY time!
Every single time
So true.... for a few people that are not "welcome" to be a part of my life! ha ha! Burn bridge... burn!
My Life, So True, Funny Stuff, Burning Bridges, Burn Bridges, True Stories
ha ha... I literally visualized the crazies in my life on the other edge with their pitch forks staring at at burning bridge - thank you for that
Throughout my life I never burned bridges, never needed to, never wanted to...never. But now, for our own safety, we have burned any and all that lead to Crazy and his Crazy family so that they can never find a path to abuse us again!
burning bridges... This is so true! Especially with my life recently!!!!
Burn, baby, burn. So true!!! Thank god I've only had to do this once!
This is so true! Thank God for some of my burned bridges.
I dislike burning bridges...but this is so true! ;-)
Been there...true story! Burn baby burn!
Murder, True Love, Jack O'Connell, Funny Stuff, So True, Married Life, So Funny
Real marriage. Ohhh baby, this one made me laugh. A long time ago when we were young and learning each other we had a few fights that murder was threatened!! LOL It's so funny now! We made it through everything, nothing could've torn us apart. We were a strong marriage, a strong team. It'll never be replaced because we were one of a kind! Love you baby
"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." Jack Benny
My wife Mary I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never Jack Benny :)
When you've considered murder, it's true love. (intended to make you laugh)
- Jack Benny // "..murder, yes, but divorce, never."
Husband and wife. Married life humor.
True Love I want this relationship
Oh, so true! Love this!
True love. Funny stuff
The only kind of parenting.
My Childhood, I Ll Demonstrate, E Card, Old School, Funny Stuff, My Children, Time Outs, Timeout
Funny Family Ecard: A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate.
A time out? No, no...it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Reminds me of my childhood...no time out, not 10 warnings....instant pain on my behind!
lol! Time out??? No, this is old school discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
Art Its a spanking followed by a time out in this house! Haha. sayings-funny-stuff
Old school. The way my parents raised me and how I will raise my children.
We don't do time outs.... We old school:)
We don't do timeouts...
Some e Cards
WARNING don't be funny around people that take things literally and have no sense of humor. Just do your Job (work), their not worth a good one anyway!
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the world is a magical place. LOL. this is a funny quote and true at the same time. quotes. wisdom. advice. life lessons.
the world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something. Is that quote even politically correct?
Atheism, Religion, God is Imaginary. The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.
The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something. Via QS PRN quantum sufficit, pro re nata http://qsprn.com/a-magical-place
the world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something. Is that quote even politically correct? HA. << Careful now, or the snowflakes will start twitching!! ;P Haha
The world is a magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something. #quotes #funny
Fishermagical Thought: The World is a Magical Place....
Aint that the truth #funny #quote
Please excuse the language, but honestly I've often felt this way but felt too obligated. How do I put this nicely? Lol
Too Nice, No Regrets, My Life, Thought, So True, Yess, True Stories, High Schools
Certainly true for my teen years. But now I'm in my late 20's I have no reservations about who I want in my life and those who can just F off.
Especially some of my neighbors.....oh my i did tell the certain ones to do this very thing.
So true. Need to do this more instead of bottling things up.
Sorry, this is so TRUE. Just say it and feel good about it.
My thoughts on high school reunions
Seriously. I'm too nice
So, so, true!
Quiet Woman, Sotrue, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, So True, Funnystuff, True Stories, Quiet Man
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad, ~ Cool Funny Quote #funny, #cool, #quotes, #quotations, https://apps.facebook.com/yangutu
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad ★ Cool Funny Quote, funny, cool, quotes, quotations, yangutu.net
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad. Funny quotes on PictureQuotes.com.
"A Quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad." I think this is true!
A 'quiet' man is a thinking man. A 'quiet' woman is usually MAD ! So true!!!!
Weird Crazy Quotes | Crazy, Lazy, Silly and Strange: Words....
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funny quotes, common sense is like a deoderant, those who need it most do not use it
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. --so true!
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So true and so funny! Haha #quote #funny #funnyquotes #commonsense
hehhe alexander ludwig!" I love when he tweets funny things!
The truth about common sense @funny-stuff
Funny Quotes - Common Sense. Enough said
Common Sense funny quotes #funnyquotes
Common sense. True story
Be Nice, Sotrue, Some People, My Life, So True, People Mistake, True Stories, So Sad
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation. Sad. But so true.
So true!! "Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation."
true- story of my life. I'm being friendly people!!!!
so true, so sad!!! Be nice, be nice, be nice
Sad that this is true. Story of my life
... very true. Story of my life
so true. Story of my life.
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The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice. So true!!! Such a good thing to remember for kids and just people around you too!
The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice - Peggy O'Mara via gchimani1964 #Quotation #Children #Peggy_O_Mara #Words of Wisdom
The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice - Peggy O'Mara via gchimani1964 #Quotation #Children #Peggy_O_Mara. Indeed to remember this, I can be really snippy sometimes...
I need to remember this ALWAYS! The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice. - Peggy O'Mara
The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice - Peggy O'Mara (I need to remember this sometimes)
The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice - Peggy O'Mara via gchimani1964 (so true and this is why I would love to inspire greatness in attitude at an early age with music)
The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice - Peggy O'Mara This is so true!!!
The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice... #Children #InnerVoice
To all my friends with kiddos...remember this. It's true
This is so true! I Love Being A MOM … !!! My Greatest Blessing Calls Me MOM & I couldn't imagine my life without him
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Oh SO true. But it is a blessing to be a mother, I wouldn't change it for anything. I love my baby girl
This is so true! I am beyond blessed to be a mother and even more happier to have another one on the way!!
Being a SINGLE Mom is the above plus a whole lot more, AMEN, <: making it alive
Top 30 Inspirational Quotes Of The Week ... So true!
Inspirational Quote; So True.
Being a Mother,So true
Being a mother quote
So very true! #quote
Remember This, Truth, Lives Easy, Too Late, So True, Thought, Hard Work, Kiddo
So true. For new parents, giving them everything you have to give isn't doing them a favor. You would help them more by letting them know what it feels like to achieve it for themselves. In truth, too often we give to our children for the feeling we get from it.
there's a lot of truth to this...teach them how to cook, clean, change the oil, etc. themselves. Too many parents cripple their kids by doing everything for them. I'll only be mean mommy for a little while....I am guilty of this but I now realize I have to change this before it's too late.
Truth. apparently my parents came from this school of thought... and i have the opposite of an handicap
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. - my parents were not perfect but they taught me the value of hard work and independence, as well as the importance of respect for others.
So true & sometimes so hard to do as a parent because we love them so much! Life is not easy, we have to help & teach our kids how to walk through hard times instead of always coming to their rescue. If not , they will not know how to cope w/difficulties & be in for a rude awakening!
The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does what he can do. – John Stuart Mill SO true Repinned by Apraxia Kids Learning. Come join us on Facebook at Apraxia Kids Learning Activities and Support- Parent Led Group.
Hee hee. So that's what are parents were doing, here I thought they were...
To all parents... This is what's wrong with kiddos these days! X1000
So true... I have to remember this one with my one and only child!
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#babies are #humans. #Love them as they so inherently #loveyou. #Prolife Choose life is the real #Prochoice Don't call them #tissue when they are so obviously human
"Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars, and a heartbeat not considered life on Earth?" #ProLife
I would love to ask this to all the Pro-Choice supporters. Always #PROLIFE!!
I'm kind of in the middle of Pro Choice and Pro Life... but I love this!
Thats so true, sad as a society but true..i choose life
So true. Pro-life ALL the way baby!!-SK
so true. #prolife
Sotrue, Make Mistakes, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Quotes, Making Mistakes, Totally Me, True Stories
This is so true everyone makes mistakes and no one will ever stop making mistakes
"in fact," sasha continued gleefully, "I seem to be continually making mistakes.
you can make mistakes as long as you learn from them
Lol this was me for most of my life
this is funny stuff
Haha totally me!!
True story lol
parenting quote.... I love my kids and always try to raise them the right way.. To be respectful, courteous, and to have initiative... Oh and to open the door for girls 😊
Remember This, Love My Kids, So True, Don T Forget, Boy, Good Advice, Forget You
this is really good advice. When I think back to when my boys were growing up, I cannot believe the things that I thought were sooo important and ended up not mattering at all
Parenting - the days are long but the years are short. Here are some words of wisdom to help you get through those long days. | See more about parenting quotes, kid quotes and kids.
Don't let yourself become so concerned with raising a good kid that you forget you already have one.....A VERY GOOD POINT! Don't waste the good times worrying yourself crazy about the job you're doing and forget to enjoy what you already have while you're (pretty much) young. I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS! Even when those times may few and far between.
inspirational parenting quote "Don't let yourself become so concerned with raising a good kid that you forget you already have one."
Wow! So true! Too many times, I didn't remember this, & it is a big regret!
Need to remember this. I am blessed to have such a beautiful loving boy.
so true...I need to remember this more often.
Oh boy do I need to remember this!
What really matters...
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At the end of life, what really matters is not what we bought but what we built; not what we got but what we shared; not our competence but our character; and not our success, but our significance. Live a life that matters. Live a life of love.
I want to live my life as if today could be the end.
So true...At the end of life...#support #love #care
At the end of life, what really matters...
At the end of life... So true
this is my life's mantra...
This is an amazing quote!
At the end of life...
Remember This, Be Nice, Sotrue, Truth, Some People, My Life, So True, Well Said, Quotes Sayings
So true. It's so difficult to be nice to someone you don't like. But it's better that way. Kill them with kindness! :)
Absolutely ... so True !!! Thought this was common sense .Maybe not to some. That's why some people seem to never grow up and be cordial, hmm. Maybe they will get it !
Be nice, be mature enough to tolerate your dislikes towards some people...you'll be surprise and find out in the end that you like them :)
Well said. You can dislike someone and still be civil. That's a lesson some people need to learn.
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i think this is so true and how i try to live my life!
some people need to remember this
the truth about being nice