If bottles could talk
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@Carrie Martin....I'm fairly certain strawberry stoli said something very similar to you, Amanda, and I ... But it included a dingy inflatable boat and the port of Galveston....
Advice from alcoholic drinks. Just laughed out loud. That is DEFINITELY what Jack says to me.
advice from alcoholic drinks... going to admit i laughed pretty hard.
Advice from alcoholic drinks. Haha this made me laugh
lol alcoholic beverages give bad advice
it's just the booze talking
So funny....so true!
Made me giggle
Oh, how true this is!
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Hmm, reality just smacked me in the face when I read this. I should put this on a business card and hand out to people I meet.... just as a warning:)
Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. I probably feel this more often then I should lol
Sometimes even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch.
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Good advice. And guys? Chocolate will ALWAYS make your lives easier. Just sayin'....
ain't it the TRUTH! Oh man, this had me really laughing out loud!
A certain chocolate craving....??? lolss
Like chocolate and Pride & Prejudice!
PMS can be a very scary thing!
Ladies understand. #giggles
For the love of god, yes!!!
STORY OF MY LIFE
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Funny Confession Ecard: Girls: ' I like to hang out with guys cause there is less drama' Me: ' I like to hang out by myself- cause there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants'.
no pants no problem. seriously, I almost never wear pants at home. I hate pants. this is a pants free zone. please wear your undies though.
My life. It's true. However I don't always wear pants around my friends haha
These "your e cards"...well they're just freaking hilarious! I keep pinning them, and then I call my mom and read them all to her. She loves it. Here is me summed up in cards: Never ask me to go camping. Not. Going. To happen. Ever. Everyone does this, right?! Perfect description of my DIY career...always starting with, "How hard could it be?" Just sayin'. I'm a bit of a grammar snob. Sometimes, I'm a bit of a homebody, and plus, not wearing pants is pretty awesome. I never have anything to wear. Can I get an amen?!
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so true. <<< except the bacon thing, I have survived without it for 7 years
so true. Didn't like the last part of the quote but I get the point
so true.>> Except the Nutella thing, I hate it
Oh my word. Best thing of my life! So true!
This is spectacular! Made me giggle!
the truth behind so many things
the real definition of things
so funny yet so true
some funny stuff
Yup ➡ and its only wed...
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:) yeah this is how finals week is. haha
Exactly how I feel about Finals week...
finals week. and yes I do... maybe 2
Amen!!! And its only Tuesday.....
This week and finals week.
And it's only Tuesday!
haha finals week.
lol so true
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Funny eCard - I used to be able to party all weekend - Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery Getting older......
True story. That's what happens when you have kids and get older LOL
True story. That's how I know I'm getting old.
true story. getting older is no fun.
So. True. #gettingold
So. True. funny-stuff
True story. So true
my life. true story
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short girl problem - But so true!!! Even with sunglasses.
Short People Problem-so true:( Story of my life!
story of my life. ShortPeopleProblem#176
haha this is so true- Story of my life
pretty much my life / short problems
SO TRUE!! Story of my life.....
Ugh! So true! Story of my life
Short People Problems #MYlife
This is the truth!
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Funny Confession E- card: I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen... I got this shit handled.
I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen... I got this shit handled. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Your ECards - I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen...I got this shit handled. Reminds me of some Army Wives I know (all respect!)
Screw being a princess. I'm the QUEEN bee. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/princess+queen
Damn straight. I AM THE QUEEN !
Thats right! funny-stuff
funny. I need
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I want this water bottle!! @Cassie Shipley @Ashley Klein @Rochelle Gardner this is on my christmas list!! just saying...
Hahahaha "there's a chance this is vodka" water bottles. Will need this eventually. Hot Mess Mom Water Bottle.
Need this..."There's a Chance this is Vodka " water bottles are currently IN STOCK! Order today for the holidays! $15 // OH MY GOSH I NEEEEEEEDDD THIS!
"There's a Chance this is Vodka " water bottles are currently IN STOCK! Order today for the holidays! $15 //
"There's a chance this is vodka" Water bottles available at hotmessmom.com $15.00 + $6.95 for shipping.
Hahahaha "there's a chance this is vodka" water bottles. Great gift idea!
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Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear girls who take pics in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses.
Dear girls who take pics in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
lmao!!! i see this all the time with these stupid highschool girls!
OK... I know it isn't nice but it sure made me giggle :0)
Casual observation. Funny stuff!!
Hahaha so funny and true.
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What are you saying by your drink choice? --I couldn't stop laughing at the guys facial expressions!
What Your Drink Says About You... lol because I drink either vodka soda or vodka energy drink. Accurate.
Vodka Soda & Vodka Energy Drink are my go to. Maybe its time to pick something else.
love the vodka soda one...because that's my drink...and it's pretty much the truth
This one makes me laugh. The part about vodka and energy drinks is so true!
I laughed out loud at each one... the facial expressions are so spot on!
Being a bartender, this makes be giggle.
So true and so funny!
Usually I don't pin these but this one made me laugh
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"A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. Oh shit. I'm sorry...that's wine. Wine does that."
@Jaime Sumner and @Amanda Bitz I think we need a wine night :)
Oh wow! Nevermind, it's wine, wine does that! LOL
Shit, I'm sorry, that's wine....wine does that
that's wine...wine does that.....hahahaha
A good man.....I mean a good wine!
Another funny wine ecard
One of James' delightful traditions is a Sunday night "Wine and Unwind" gathering in the stage manager's office. He'll bake some decadent treat and pair it with a sturdy red wine to send everyone into the day off. He's currently working on "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" -- on a show as fraught with drama…
Weren't we talking about this at some point? @Tania Aguilar @Megan Ferri
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HAHA the worse. "He is 38 months old" Hold on chic you mean 3 YEARS OLD and just said Mommy I want some ice cream?!? Can we drop the months now
one of my biggest pet peeves about mothers with young children....No, he is not "24 months old"...he is 2!! Just say 2!!!!
hahah biggest pet peeve... This drives me nuts when people do that.. sounds stupid after 12 months
Seriously one of my biggest pet peeves! And I have kids!!
A definite Pet Peeve of mine. I hate math too... Hahaha.
one of my biggest pet peeves.
LOL truth.....pet peeve!!!
haha so true
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. HA so true
The funny thing is; I pinned this off of my best friend
so true about all college students who party! haha
Funny stuff!!!!! I like a good party! :)
drunk partys over therapy OMG so true
ain't that the truth...party ON!
so true, describes my life
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SO TRUE. hahaha!!! I'm laughing so hard that little girl crying is so funny because it's totally me
Haha So true! @Faith Hammes this makes me laugh and seriously as real as it gets huh! Lol
Took this from my friend its so funny had a good laugh my sides hurt hahahah
So accurate hahaha- Being a woman is some funny stuff
true story. OMG!!!!! NAILED IT!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
laugh out fucking loud. seriously sooo true
True story. Story of my life
my life... sooo true!
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so so true
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Funny Confession Ecard: Dont try to understand women. Women understand women, thats why they hate each other.
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other. #ecards
Hahahaha!!! Funny stuff ; p
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We look like we're being productive, but really, we're just talking shit about co-workers and how drunk we got this weekend.
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Of course that never happens at my job. I work at 100% all the time.
Story of my life. Minus the drunkenness...I'm pretty boring.
Haha!!! So true. Seen this happen plenty of times
haha so true... reminds me of Cale
totally me and Veronica at work!
Your basic Monday in the office.
Monday Mornings for some people
For my boys in the office!
You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off. For show and tell. In a psychology class. Crazy bitch.
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crazy bitch #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm (I worked with these sorts of individuals sometimes...)
You're the kind of girl that a guy should show off. For show and tell. In a psychology class. Crazy bitch - ecard
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Oh My God. bahahahahahahahahaha Oh I hope you see this! #crazybitch.
I. Am. Dying! Hahahahahahaha
crazy bitch #ecard #humor
Bahaha. Crazy bitch ecard